SARDAR ko NATAK mein ARJUN KA role Mila to LOGO NE SHOR...KIYA
PAGDIWALA ARJUN...
SARDAR BOLA:
BHOSDIWALO 5MINUTE PEHLE LUND WALI DROPADI AYI TAB SO RAHE TEH KYA
MAULVI: AGAR tumne ISLAM na kabool kiya to GARDAN KAAT di jaegi...
SARDAR: YEH ACHA DHARM HAI? BHENCHOOD kabool karo toh LULLI kategi aur NA karo to GARDAN
GANG OF SARDARS broke a BANK but instead of cash they found BOTTLES full of CHILLED LASSI..
HAPPILY dey DRANK it n let...
NEXT DAYS HEADLINE: SPERM BANK LOOTED.....
Suhaagraat par ek hakle ne kaha AA AA AAO NA JAA N CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU.....
Wife CHADDI utarkar boli-
ab CHUSLE, CHUMLE YA CHODLE par CHU CHU matkar CHUTIYE
There was rush in d bus.. A man ws standing behind girl.. his penis gt erected.. girl slapped him n said, admi k khade hone ki jagah hai nahin,tu ise or khada kar le MAADARCHOD
Fir na silegi agr gand fat jayegi. jindgi jhaat nahin jo fir ug jaegi jo apne aap na de, zabardasti lelo uski,verna jindigi masti me nahi muth marne me gujar jayegi....
EK bar SANTA n BANTA rajai mein so rahe teh to santa bola yar banta PAD mar or rajai garam karde to banta ne POTI kar di or bola le AAG HI LAGA DI......
WO hamari laash pe chal diye MOOT K,
chalo issi bahane darshan ho gye unki CHOOT K,
HAIRLESS thi unki choot ,
Lekin ab kya fayda jab hum ban gaye BHOOT!!!!
JAAT went to CANADA and asks PROS.... how much?????
She says $500 on BED,
$200 ON SOFA,
$100 ON GRASS....
JAAT gives her $500
PROS.... U R MAN OF CLASS
JAAT NO-5 TIME ON GRASS.....
AMEER admi ne garib se poocha : batao SEX MEHNAT hai ya phir MAZAAA.....
GARIB: HUZUR MAZAAA hi hoga, mehnat hoti toh wo bhi aap hami se KARWATE
KABIRDAS ka DOHA:
UNCHI GAND ZIRAF KI..
DEKH KABIRA ROYE.
VO GAND KIS KAM KI .
JISE MAR SKE NA KOY
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RAM LAL: THAKUR SAHEB gabar singh ne bahu ki izzat lut li
THAKUR: TOH??????
RAM LAL: Bahu RANI puch rahi hai gabar se badala lena hai ya payment????
GIRL; agar main car k niche aa gayi to 1 mahine tak NO COLLEAGE..
AGAR TRUCK k niche aa gayi toh 2 mahine tak NO COLLEAGE..
BOY: MERE niche aa jayo 9 mahine NO COLLEAGE
GIRL: BABA yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
BABA: CHOTA,KOI LAMBA,KOI MOTA,KOI PATLA,KOI SAKHT AUR KOI NARM
GIRL: baba lagta hai SARI UMAR gaand marwate rahe ho
SABJI WALE KI SHAADI HUI...
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SUHAAG RAAT KO BIWI KE UPAR PANI CHIDKNE LAGA
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WIFE; KYA KAR RAHE HO
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SABJI WALA: MAAL TAAZA KAR RAHA HU...
NANDAN hai vo log jo intezar karte hai,
asli mard wo hai jo hath se kaam karte hai,
na panch ki panchayat na sarpanch ka dund
APNI MUTHI APNA LUND
1 PAGAL nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha....
uska LUND bhaut bada tha
1 aurat dekh k boli hamara desh tarakki kaise karega,
SARE KAAM K AADMI TOH PAGAL HAI....
VRY UGLY women walks in a shop wid 2 sons....
SHOPKEEPER: R day TWINS?
WOMEN: NO, 1 is 7 YRS and d other 9
why do u ask????
SK: CAN'T believe sum1 FUCKED U TWICE...
A vry OLD COUPLE decided to FUCK......
sex started....
BUDDHI: daal DIYA KYA?
BUDDHA: HAAN daal diya....
BUDDHI: ACCCHA TOH PHIR "AAHHH"....
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