NON-VEG JOKES :

Boy 2 Girl..hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaanpaani kam tha,Girl 2 boy…tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaneygaye they jahaan paani kam thaa…


ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit toutaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta haykia ?


Ek baar do SARDAR jhagada kar rahe the.KI EK bola main teri gaand mar lunga.TOH doosra SARDAR BOLA ,dekho PAAJI jhagada kar rahe ho to jhagada kro beech main romantic batin mat karo.


Banta to a girl: Wat's ur name?Girl: Carmen.Banta: Yeh kaisa naam hai?Girl: Becoz I like Cars and men. What's ur name?Banta: CHUTINDER BOOBIYA


Two sardar were walking together...Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....


Teacher: Santa Pandavoon kay naam batao ?Santa: Ik Bhim "C"Ik odda vada Pra "C"Ik nikka Pra "C"Ik hor "C"Ik da may namm pull gaya "C"


Santa to preeto: "I want to marry you"Preeto: "But I am one year elder to you."Santa: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."


Santa on a blind date with a gori.Santa: Do you object 2 sex?Gori: That’s something I have never done.Santa: What! U r a Virgin?Gori: No, Never Objected!


Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials.I guess I showed him the wrong thing!


Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between your legs?Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between yours.


Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I'll let you have it.Preeto: Listen ji, if you can hold it in one hand I'm not interested.


Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul jasimsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tayfish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!