DAILY TOP JOKES:

Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sex karta hai
Tum iska adha bhi nahi karte.
Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai J


Conductor : baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Ek budha blue film dekhte huyejor se haath ko jatka dene laga
Ladka- kya hua baba ?
Baba- kya hona hai, 30 saal bad khada hua tho
Aaj haath so gaya..


Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha beti chai aati hai.
Ladki boli chutiye mujhe abhi tak dudh nahi aata. Chai kya ghanta aayegi


Lady – shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady – 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kyalena hai…


Ø <<< :> machali (fish) bhej raha hu,
apni gaand me dal lena.
Kyoki maine suna hai apka dil dariya aur gaand samundar hai.


Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he choti
Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’
Me bajani hai


Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “ kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?”
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalet the aaj se life time karwa liya.


Onese james bond met a dog in jungle and said –
I am bond “ james bond”
The dog bites him & replies-
I am kutta.. hidkiya kutta ab to tharo naam bhi
Tumhe bata diyo


Teacher to santa :- aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to Aadmi
Ne hai par phir bhi wo waha ja nahi sakta ?
Santa : “ ladies toilet”


Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi
le jayege.?


Ek city ka ladka pehli baar sasural gaya,
Village walon se pucha – yaho koi enjoy karne wali cheej hai kya ?
Wo bole – nahi ,
Ek thi wo bhi aap le gaye..


Women’s life is very hard – morning – wash clothes,
Noon – dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..


For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago