SANTA BANTA UNIVERSAL JOKES:

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!


Santa: Yaar mein apnee girl friend nu gift dayna hy, kee dayvan?Banta: Gold ring dy dy.Santa: Koee vadee cheeze dus yaar.Banta: Ty fayr MRF da tyre dy dy.


Santa: Lite Kithon Aandee ay?Banta: Mery Nankiyan Dy Gharon.
Snata: Kinwaain?Bnata: Jado Lite Jaandi Hy Papa Kehndy ne Saleyan ny fayr cut diti.


Santa 2 Pappu: Where's ravi Lake?Pappu: Pataa nahee.Santa: Kabhe ghar sy bhee nikla karo.Pappu: Who's Banta?Santa: Pata nai.Pappu: Kabhi ghar mein bhee rha kro.


How do you recognize a Sardar in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.



Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?Banta: Me too, after u leave.


On a romantic date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?


Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"


Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.Santa says... Drink quickly......Wife asks why...Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.


Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.


Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!


Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!


Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!



Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"


Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."Banta: "Did you?"Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."